Dec 5, 2017

The Ups and Downs of Motherhood



These girls you guys. They are adorable, how is it possible that I just want to hug them for hours on end but also run away from them at the same time?? MOTHERHOOD. For reals the scariest hood I've ever been in. I think I saw that on a Pinterest board somewhere....okay yeah now I'm remembering, I definitely did.


I've been thinking about the extreme highs and lows we feel as mothers. When it's good you feel like you might explode. You want to bottle up that moment and remember it forever, it's like fireworks might shoot out of your toes, the blood rushes to your cheeks, you feel so proud, you wonder how you ever created something so beautiful. But when it's bad, man, it's bad. You become this person that you don't even recognize, this emotionally bottled up monster deprived of existence to the outside world and begging to both be alone away from the constant tiny groping hands pulling at your pant leg but at the same time you also just want to be noticed by the world. It's a desperation like no other.

The wearing down happens gradually, and the real sucky part is that because it happens gradually you don't really notice that you've been pushed to the edge until you are flying off the cliff at 100 mph wondering how that shrill yell could even come out of your body.

Someone pees on the bathroom rug while you're just trying to get them into the bathtub and then simultaneously another pulls an entire shelf down onto themselves because they just want to do something for themselves and you break. You think, "I'm just trying to help you, I'm just trying to take care of you" and something breaks.

Then you see the sad look in their eyes, the hurt and the second you realize that you were the source of any type of hurt in an instant all of that frustration melts away and you just want to make yourself better, you want to BE better because they deserve the best.

Some days I wonder if I need legit psycological help. Like guys, I'm actually like check me in! It sounds like a much needed vacay! I'm always wondering "man am I the only one with this problem". All of the other moms just seem to have their crap together but dang man some days. Well if you're reading this then you know. Some days you are just not able to be everything that they deserve.

So what can do we learn from all of this? Well, let me tell you all the answers, I've got EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! GOTCHA! I don't know, maybe Google can help with that, but I sure can't!

I have learned this though.

1) I need to exist in a world outside of my children AND I shouldn't feel guilty about it and here's why. When I feed my passions, my ambition, my drive I am 100% more patient and excited to be a mom. If I ignore that part of me I'm running on fumes. Feed yourself, and you'll be even more able to give of yourself when you need to.

2) I will never be perfect but I can learn my warning signs for when I'm about to lose it. For me it's when I'm focusing really hard on something else other than the girls but the BOTH want my attention right away and make those needs known very loudly over a very long period of time.ha...haha. When isn't that happening?? But seriously, I've realized that's when I feel most frazzled. So I nicely say, I need to be alone and I leave. I just leave. The kids are safe, they can wait for a minute. But taking some time to be alone and recompose and look beyond the current situation a bit/ finish whatever I was trying to focus on if possible can take that out of control feeling away real quick

3) Forgive and have patience with yourself and move on. There is no perfect mom. Children are persistent, they know your buttons, I swear they can smell both my weakness and the current hiding place of any candy in the house! Kids will be kids and so also you will be human. Dust your knees off, listen to a song that brightens you up, if you lose it take some time to recoup, realize they are going to be ok, they know you love them, everyone has their limits and then after you have calmed down a bit spend some time really giving them all of your attention and being engaged in whatever they have to share with you.

Mama, I know it's hard. I hear you girl, keep that chin up. You're enough and you're already exactly every bit as awesome of a mom as you need to be.

Peace. Love. and crumbled crackers and snot on your shirt.


Oct 15, 2017

It's Been A While

It's been a while. A lot has happened and nothing has happened you know? So can we just pick up where we left off? Like that best friend that you don't see for 4 years but everything's still exactly the same? Cool I knew I could count on you.

Fall always gets me fashion bloggy. It's all the layers, I look at my closet and I'm immediately thinking, "how many pieces can I wear at once?!" Which duh, the more clothes you wear the more blog worthy and fashionable you are! Even though it's been a while you still remember I'm the most sarcastic human ever right? Cool I knew I could count on you.




Sep 17, 2017

The Perfect Kids Halloween Costume Solution

Each and every year I spend countless hours finding the perfect costumes for the fam ad then womp womp, our kids end up with their costumes completely covered up by their coats while they trick or treat. Because duh, it's night time and fall so hello yes they are cold. always. they are always cold. Why as a mother have I not learned this lesson yet?


Well this year you guys, I HAVE BEAT THE SYSTEM.

I found this amazing company called, Little Goodall that makes coats in a ton of different animals. And they are the most adorable thing ever. I gasped when I saw them you guys, I'm talking unicorn coats, fantastic fox, lions, donkeys.

So here's the thing. They are a bit pricey, but guess what, once you buy this as a costume it doubles as their winter coat, and it is an amazing coat, like the heirloom coat you'll save so they can have it for their children, it is just so beautifully made. On the outside it's this adorable felted material, it's fully lined with this amazing lush fur blanket like fabric and seriously so warm. She is obsessed with it, I'm obsessed with it and literally every time she wears it we can't get anywhere because people keep stopping us and asking where it's from. I die you guys. I die. 

Anyways I just wanted to let you in on this amazing find if you are looking for a costume for your little one this fall and you'll be buying them a winter coat too. Also, if you do get one, if you sign up for their email list you'll get 10% off your purchase so yes, save yourself a few bucks! 

Happy costume shopping! I'll be in a sweater all week even if our weather is still in the 80's, by sheer will I WILL bring fall upon us!