Sep 12, 2011

Do you Dosie the Twosies?

Jeans: Vigoss   Shoes: Target   Blouse: Thrifted

You know what poops constantly, sleeps half of the day and smells like a rodeo...well of course besides that homeless man I saw in Hawaii trying to take a poop on the side walk, yes you guessed it. It's my dog, that sneaky little Indian of mine. 

Today we were over at a friends house. She was just playing around, being all cute, playing with the baby, licking the baby, cuddling the baby. When I look over and there she was, just ya know the usual... taking a dump on my friends floor. 

Me and Sir Matt were so embarrassed, with our heads hung low we scooped up that sac a poo (literally) muttered as many apologies as we could and then high tailed it out of there before our dog surprised us with another undiscovered talent of hers, like oh...eating their first born child or something.

Ugh what do you do in that time when you're training a puppy but they just don't get it yet. I mean I know she's sooo young, and that training takes time, but can we get over this whole poop on strangers floor thing, we're running out of friends here!

 So last night after the numba two fiasco I was all grouchy, ya know, I felt all miffed that our night had ended so early because of our poopy pup. But then I heard Matt talking to Indie as Indie stared straight into Matt's eyes all wide eyed and innocent.

As he cuddled her he said, "Listen Indie, you really embarrassed us tonight. We won't have many friends left if you keep taking dumps in their houses. I mean we still love you, but just don't poop ever again, deal?"

and then he gave her a little kiss on the head and said, "Don't worry, you're still our favorite pup!"

uggh those two. Thicker than thieves. I couldn't help but smile at those two odd balls after that and laugh off the fact that my puppy just loves to dosies the twosies wherever she pleases right now. But you know what, this Indie, she has her quirks, but I think she's right where she's meant to be, because aren't the three of us just a couple of poops anyways! Yes, she fits in perfectly, ya know except the fact that me and Matt are potty trained and what not. Okay that was weird. Forget I said that. 


  1. I'm glad you and Matt are potty trained :)

    And your red lippysticky is the perfect acesssory to your jeans + white top!

  2. shut up. you really saw homeless man trying to poop on the sidewalk? lets just hope your indie doesn't steal the neighbor's loaf of bread right of the counter. my dog is crazy and thinks its cool if he invites himself into other people's houses like that.

  3. Everybody has a potty issue now and then, right? I mean, that baby was probably pooping sometime and she had to hear it and thought, my turn. No worries, she will learn where and when and stop with the surprises. Unless you husband feeds her too many table scraps and then keeps her in the house too long like mine.
    Marie @ Lemondrop ViNtAge


  5. Your lip color is what makes this outfit gorgeous! :)

  6. You blog is so funny! I laugh so hard every time I read it. & I absolutely adore your outfits. I wish I had the talent to reinvent clothing. :D


  7. haha dogs are impossible in the beginning! cute cute blouse!!

    <3 steffy
    Steffys Pros and Cons

  8. can you please do a little tutorial on how to do your braid?

  9. Our puppy also took a while to be potty trained - are you taking classes with her? there's a bunch of great internet guides to puppy training - it takes patience but it's totally worth it!

  10. Here's something to cheer you up: YAY MILKMAID BRAIDS!! They look so pretty. Be honest: Did they take forever? I can't make mine look as neat and tidy as yours without it taking, oh, an hour. :(

    <3 jen @ Stuff Jen Did

  11. Aawww...that's the thing about getting new pups, you really have to train them. I had to get up in the middle of the night to train my (then) husky. But I did it everyday even if I grew huge eyebags, the rewards are later when your little Indie gets that pooping in other peoples houses is a no no :D

    Matt and Indie had such a cute moment, I like it when my boyfriend has a moment with my's so cute you can't help but feel better.

    I love your top...I love it...I want to run to the thrift store and find a similar one! :D

  12. Love the outfit!

    Gilbert Blythe (my puppy) is FINALLY potty-trained! We got him back in April, and I don't think he's had an accident in about 4-6 weeks. I didn't think he would ever learn, but he did! There IS light at the end of the tunnel :-)

  13. Awesome stuff, thank you and keep coming with these, will be back again.

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