Will You Accept This Rose?

shirt: thrifted       dress: Anthro (on serious clearance!)       belt:thrifted       tights: Kohl's      shoes: thrifted

Blogs seem to be doing The Bachelor reviews these days so I just had to do an anti Bachelor Review about all of the things that I thought were absolutely ridiculous last week. Somehow I still manage to remain hooked to the show (I don't want to talk about it, I think there are some serious love issues going on underneath the surface). Are you ready. Here are my thoughts (they run deep unto the ocean so beware).

1. I can't even remember The Bachelors name...what's his buckets name? All I know is that he looked exactly like a dude from last season. Exactly like him! Anyways he seems nice I suppose.
2. The best quote from last weeks episode was ,"On a scale from 1 to 10 I'm going to puke." I've said it in response to just about everything Matt has said this week and it really can be used in just about any situation. Matt stopped laughing around the fourth time I used it. 
3. Guys did you know that Emilly is coming back as the Bachelorette next season. Country accents just make people seem sweeter don't they. Ya'll come back next season ya' hear!
4. What's up with everyone getting all nakey all the time. Bikini skiiing....I just can't even....on a scale from 1 to 10 I'm going to puke.
5. I would just like to say that the "mysterious party crasher" thing was completely fake. completely planned. completely staged. Guys are you buying this stuff?!
6. That one girl didn't even pass out. I mean am I crazy. She just said I'm going to pass out and then sat down. And then went backstage and talked about how she passed out. Did I miss something?!
7. Sorry fake pass out girl, even playing dead won't keep you from getting kicked off. 
8. Why am I so obsessed with this show! Why must they keep putting these girls in bikini's every five minutes.
9. Oh yeah his name is Ben! And he looks like the Geico cave man!
10. I want to get paid a million bucks for letting everyone know there is only one rose left on a table. I can subtract...and add....and multiply if you guys need. Don't ask me to do long division though, it just gets sloppy from there.

And scene.

Your thoughts on The Bachelor please!

27 comments:

kylee said...

hottttt mama you look so goood! the colors, your hair, your lipstick. all of it is perfection. and that is all i have to say because a] the bachelor fails at sucking me in and b] even if it didn't fail at sucking me in this comment deserves to be about how good you look in these pictures and only that.

Nina @ Momma Go Round said...

Amazing outfit! The colors are just stunning on you and I'm so jealous of that amazing anthro dress on super sale. Score!

Lindsey N. said...

I've never been a Bachelor fan...I just can't bring myself to start watching it! But from your comments I'm sure I would laugh a lot. :)

Lindsey Soup

Gentri said...

This is amazing. hahaha! Love it. :) I need to share it with my friends who are also bachelor fans!

Emma Frances said...

I love your anti-Bachelor list! So funny! And I love this outfit. The colors are perfect together!

Just Cake Girl said...

This haircut looks so amazing on you!!! + I adore this color combination!! :)

Girlie Blogger said...

Actually I kind of had an idea about Emily. She's so pretty. Should drive ratings up. I'm sure guys will be lined up for her.
www.thegirlieblog.com

Normz said...

Ben is ugly. I don't know how they find 30 women each season with perfect bodies who are willing to constantly prance around half naked. But I am hooked as well. For the full 2 hours. Every week. Kacie B is my fave, Courtney is nasty, and Ben is dumb for liking her. P.S. I love your blog :)

Stephanie Brinkerhoff said...

We laughed at the puke comment too. Such intelligent women! And we laugh every time when Chris comes out and announces the final rose. Plus SLIM PICKINS for Ben this season. Sorry Ben, they gave you a bunch of crazies. I just have this sick feeling that he is going to pick some one I absolutely can't stand in the end, then I'll regret watching that show even more!!

Taesha Baldridge Cecil said...

LOVE that outfit!

Kimberly Horne said...

I couldn't agree more! You're totally right about the Geico caveman, that made me have a good laugh.

xoxo, Jjanga
www.sayhelloandsmile.blogspot.com

Rebekah said...

1. Yes! I always did think Ben looked exactly like the guy from last season. I called them both Josh Groban.

3. I'm not excited about Emily's return. I don't know why, but I don't see it ending in her accepting a proposal.

Did you see the part after the previews with that weird fainting girl talking about her lip tattoo? No wonder she got eliminated.

Katrina said...

I can't stop watching either! I don't know what's wrong with me, since I say the exact same things you do about it, haha.

Ashley at flats to flip flops said...

Too funny! For some reason I can't seem to stop watching either. At least it says something about my commitment?
Ashley:)

Janet Fonoimoana said...

ROTFL!! Your puke comment put me in hysterics! I think I'll be laughing about that all day! And I'm not even watching The Bachelor this season (yeay me!!).

Paislea Elyse said...

i love that dress!!

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Beka said...

Ha ha ha i love this. I have the biggest love- hate relationship with the bachelor. can we talk about the annoying length of his hair? not attractive.

TheLibraryClerk said...

Very interesting color combination. I never would have thought to put those colors together but it looks great! We're having a bit of a mild winter where I live so I can't wear my tights like I want. =/

Myah said...

Your color-blocking is fierce! I need to try a look like this. Well done.

Shawna Faye said...

1. Love your outfit! Those colors are amazing together!
2. Seriously, the naked time is just too much. It's the main reason I quit watching the Bachelor several years ago.
3. I usually start banging my head on the wall whenever Chris comes out to tell everyone that there is only one rose left. It helps me distract me from wanting to throw something at my tv.

Sammyzee said...

the bachelor this season looks like a girl!

Rachael said...

3. Trust me, you would get sick of southern accents after answering phones at any job here. The people on tv make us seem so innocent and sweet when in reality the majority are just hard to understand and not the brightest. Not saying that for every southerner! Obviously, I'm one of them but coming from someone that answers phones all day, it gets annoying listening to the accent all the time. lol the naive part is usually still true though. lol

Mary said...

My thoughts on "The Bachelor?" On a scale on 1-10, I'm going to puke. :P
a.k.a., I don't watch it. :)

Emily Baker said...

ummm hi. incredible color pallet.

DiamondsandTulle said...

ahahahahhaha - okay - i'm nowhere near as clever and witty as you but I am going to use "on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm going to puke" on J - repeatedly and you get all the props since I can't even remember who said it.

Breakfast at the Zemke's said...

That dress is on clearance now? I saw it a few months back and was swooning over it. Better get my butt over to Anthro to see if it's still there. Love your blog by the way.. just stumbled upon it, so cute!!

Allyssa

Jaraka Drew Hansen said...

My boyfriend and I watch the bachelor every week... and every time, just before Chris Harrison comes out and says, "Ladies, Ben, this is the final rose," my Andrew says..."Here Comes Captain Obvious."

lol. It drives him bonkers :)

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